Funny: If animals had facebook account


If animals have facebook account,
 these are most likely to be
 their status updates:-
 Cockroach:”managed to
 skip from some one’s foot
 … step..man,i lead a
 … … dangerous life style!”

 Chicken: If tomorrow i am
 not updating my
 status,means i am being
 served at KFC..lov u ol! …………… …………… …………… …………… …………… ……………
 Octopus: I have just refilled
 my ink..hurray!!
 …………… …………… …………… …………… …………… ……………
 Pig: oh gosh! they throw
 the gossips that i am spreading flu..wtf!
 …………… …………… …………… …………… …………… ……………
 Goat: Friends don’t go
 out,EID holiday is coming.

17 types of people on facebook


17 TYPES OF PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK. Here it goes: Too funny! We all have one of each of these types of friends on our list:

1) The “Lurker” – Never posts anything or comments on your post, but reads everything, and might make reference to your status if they… see you in public.

2) The “Hyena” – Doesn’t ever really say anything, just LOLs and LMAOs at everything.

3) “Mr/Ms… Popular” – Has 4367 friends for NO reason.

4) The “Gamer” – Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes virtual cakes and stuff, etc., ALL DAY.

5) The “Prophet” – Every post makes reference to God or Jesus.

6) The “Thief” – Steals status updates… and will probably steal this one.

7) The “Cynic” – Hates their life, and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their status updates.

8) The “Collector” – Never posts anything either, but joins every group, and becomes fans of the most random stuff.

9) The “Promoter” – Always sends event invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore.

10) The “Liker” – Never actually says anything, buy always clicks the “like” button.

11) The “Hater” – Every post revolves around someone hating on them, and they swear people are trying to ruin their life.

12) The “Anti-Proofreader” – This person would benefit greatly from Spellcheck, and sometimes you feel bad for them because you don’t know if they were typing fast, or really cant spell.

13) “Drama Queen/King” – This person always posts stuff like “I can’t believe this!”, or “They gonna make me snap today!”, in the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what’s wrong…but then they never finish telling the story.

14) “Womp Womp” – This person consistently tries to be funny…but never is.

15) The “News” – Always updates you on what they are doing and who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary.

16) The “Rooster” – Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook “Good Morning” every day…..

17) The “Fronter/Faker” – Pretends everything in their life is so grand but deep down inside they r falling apart! Only tries to convince u they r better and we all know it isn’t t true!

 To which category do u belong?