Funny: If animals had facebook account


If animals have facebook account,
 these are most likely to be
 their status updates:-
 Cockroach:”managed to
 skip from some one’s foot
 … step..man,i lead a
 … … dangerous life style!”

 Chicken: If tomorrow i am
 not updating my
 status,means i am being
 served at KFC..lov u ol! …………… …………… …………… …………… …………… ……………
 Octopus: I have just refilled
 my ink..hurray!!
 …………… …………… …………… …………… …………… ……………
 Pig: oh gosh! they throw
 the gossips that i am spreading flu..wtf!
 …………… …………… …………… …………… …………… ……………
 Goat: Friends don’t go
 out,EID holiday is coming.

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17 types of people on facebook


17 TYPES OF PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK. Here it goes: Too funny! We all have one of each of these types of friends on our list:

1) The “Lurker” – Never posts anything or comments on your post, but reads everything, and might make reference to your status if they… see you in public.

2) The “Hyena” – Doesn’t ever really say anything, just LOLs and LMAOs at everything.

3) “Mr/Ms… Popular” – Has 4367 friends for NO reason.

4) The “Gamer” – Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes virtual cakes and stuff, etc., ALL DAY.

5) The “Prophet” – Every post makes reference to God or Jesus.

6) The “Thief” – Steals status updates… and will probably steal this one.

7) The “Cynic” – Hates their life, and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their status updates.

8) The “Collector” – Never posts anything either, but joins every group, and becomes fans of the most random stuff.

9) The “Promoter” – Always sends event invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore.

10) The “Liker” – Never actually says anything, buy always clicks the “like” button.

11) The “Hater” – Every post revolves around someone hating on them, and they swear people are trying to ruin their life.

12) The “Anti-Proofreader” – This person would benefit greatly from Spellcheck, and sometimes you feel bad for them because you don’t know if they were typing fast, or really cant spell.

13) “Drama Queen/King” – This person always posts stuff like “I can’t believe this!”, or “They gonna make me snap today!”, in the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what’s wrong…but then they never finish telling the story.

14) “Womp Womp” – This person consistently tries to be funny…but never is.

15) The “News” – Always updates you on what they are doing and who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary.

16) The “Rooster” – Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook “Good Morning” every day…..

17) The “Fronter/Faker” – Pretends everything in their life is so grand but deep down inside they r falling apart! Only tries to convince u they r better and we all know it isn’t t true!

 To which category do u belong?

Love Quotes


People Say They Love Rain,
 But
 When It Rains………They
 Use Umbrella:

 People Say They Love Sun,
 But
 When It Shines…….. They
 Search For Shade:

 People Say That They Love Wind”
 But
 When It’s Windy…… They
 Close Their Windows:

 That’s Why I Get Scared,

 When People Say That
 They Love Me

Giggles for You……Laughing Matters


A guy phones a law firm and says, “I want to speak to my lawyer”.

The receptionist says, “I’m sorry, but your lawyer died last week”.

The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, “I want to speak to my lawyer”. Once again the receptionist replies, “I’m sorry, but your lawyer died last week”.

The next day the guy makes his regular call to the law firm and say, “I want to speak to my lawyer”.

“Excuse me sir, “the receptionist says, “but this is third time I’ve had to tell you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?”

The guy replies, “Because I love hearing it!”

Giggles for the day


A Woman came to a Doctor beaten black & blue said – Every time my Husband comes home drunk, he beats me.
Dr. – I’ve a good remedy for that . Whenever he comes home drunk, just take a glass of mouthwash & start Gargling till he goes to sleep.
2 weeks later she came back looking reborn & fresh & said – What brilliant Idea, whenever he comes home drunk , I just gargle & he never beats me !
Dr. – You see.. How keeping your MOUTH SHUT Helps !!!

Have a good laugh today!


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Too Hillarious: WE call them the best means of transportation


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