Funny: If animals had facebook account


If animals have facebook account,
 these are most likely to be
 their status updates:-
 Cockroach:”managed to
 skip from some one’s foot
 … step..man,i lead a
 … … dangerous life style!”

 Chicken: If tomorrow i am
 not updating my
 status,means i am being
 served at KFC..lov u ol! …………… …………… …………… …………… …………… ……………
 Octopus: I have just refilled
 my ink..hurray!!
 …………… …………… …………… …………… …………… ……………
 Pig: oh gosh! they throw
 the gossips that i am spreading flu..wtf!
 …………… …………… …………… …………… …………… ……………
 Goat: Friends don’t go
 out,EID holiday is coming.

Giggles for the day


A Woman came to a Doctor beaten black & blue said – Every time my Husband comes home drunk, he beats me.
Dr. – I’ve a good remedy for that . Whenever he comes home drunk, just take a glass of mouthwash & start Gargling till he goes to sleep.
2 weeks later she came back looking reborn & fresh & said – What brilliant Idea, whenever he comes home drunk , I just gargle & he never beats me !
Dr. – You see.. How keeping your MOUTH SHUT Helps !!!

Have a good laugh today!


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